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bored.

went to queensway with baby and his bunkmate, sourced for printing companies to print their squadtee at. walked around then left abt an hour later, then followed him to his lion dance place and i left shortly after.

just came back from a supermarket trip with mummy daddy and sis. no wonder shengshiong so got many people. their stuffs are so cheap lah wahlao. bought lots of tidbits and snacks, and there were like 5 big overstuffed plastic bags, and everything cost $25 only. unpacked when we reached home, started nibbling on the chocolate mint pack of chocolates i bought for only 60cents. SB sells it for 80cents! not much difference but to me its a lot. (:
and chipster tastes exactly like Lays. only that it comes in a smaller and newer designed packaging. other than that, it tastes exactly the same. so much advertising and marketing on chipsters made me thought its damn nice. chey.

received my pay today too. although its just half of what im supposed to get, the feeling's good nevertheless. i shall be more conscientious at digging for assignments.
i don't ever want my source of income to be cut off suddenly. i will cry.

im so proud of myself that i actually survived school today. probably because its the first week of sch and lessons end to be a lil shorter.
im glad that i survived sem1 accounting. even though the whole class is way smart, i know i suck at accounting but I survived miraclously! *BIG FAT GRIN.

went town with three members from Eighteen.
oh, oh. I havent introduced Eighteen yet!
Our wonderful clique consisting of David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, Jesse Mccartney, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and lastly...... the super dee duper SIM KIAN HO! (:

We were just too bored during break today so the 8 of us (actually only 4. the other 4 couldnt be bothered with our nonsense) decided to come up with a nice clique name and TADAH, Eighteen's born. each celeb actually represented each and every one of us HAHAHA. How cute.

those whom didnt know will wonder whats Sim Kian Ho our stats lecturer's name doing up there. he represents Nanny! How sweet. she didnt know which celebrity to choose so we did it for her. altho his looks and figure are way far from Justin Timberlake, but love overcomes everything. (:

yet to think of a name for four of us.
Thought of names like Lips, Square, hell shoppers, hibiscus, cyberteens and loads more.
racked our brains thinking of a name during break today, so we took a break and nanny said that we will think of one when the day comes.

anyway, went town with two members from Eighteen. namely, david beckham and jesse mccartney. they are huijuan and justina respectively! im justin timberlake by the way. bought the two cardigans from cotton on. told huijuan, oops i mean, david beckham, that i would spend anymore. and she said, "i dont trust you." *big fat smile with a big fat simple on a small thin face.*

damn. i always say that but i end up spending. the whole world knows actually.

and mmm i thought about it way long and hard.
i really would prefer people to mistake me upon first impression as someone whom is fake. then fat.
although david, jesse and sim kian ho doesnt agree, justin will take her stand.

and xiao hua xiao cao is coming SP tmr!
everyone's so gonna dress up.
including Eighteen!
(:

today lessons was boring too. late for 10 mins for IDEAS, but me and nanny discovered something magnificent. we created our own fantabulous invention for our project! its pretty much like YDA. the competition everyone took part in during sec2 DNT lessons.

and we also discovered: GGT's a pretty much ponable lesson. with lengthy slides without any blanks, we will not worry about blank slides or missing out anything anymore! (:
although mrgray is funny, he can be boring sometime too.
not in the mood to laugh today, but his "after learning GBE and UCDD, you can all expand your minds. -pause and some gibber came out of his mouth which i didnt catch- when i say expanding your minds doesnt mean its exploding yah?"

hahahahahahhaha.
damn damn funny.

i love first week of school. kind of ironic when i keep saying its boring.
but there's only half an hour of stats tmr!!! WHEEPEDOO!
and theres cca meeting to attend. shit going to tio kan for not doing newsletter. the much much delayed one since july and im the wonderful in charge.

rebecca reminded me that our CCA points for smart activities werent updated.
shit man i put in so many man hours into that sia, altho i got slack but its hours right.
damn i will ask the roger lim when i see him in school.

okay im so tired.
nitez.

AIYAH. first day of school and school's already a major turn off.
was school even worth mentioning?
went to school feeling slightly rejuvenated, but upon meeting all the new lecturers and tutors,
school starts to suck.

was complaining to mr.boyf on the phone last night.
the marketing lecturer's shorttongued, he went.. te te te temasek poly. quite cute to hear a sim kian ho lookalike say that, but it only made me laugh, then zzz.
and marketing tutor. a vietnamese whom looks like she's dressed up for malay cultural dance, albeit with a strong ang moh accent thats wee too overwhelming to the ears. at first it sounded quite okay as it was the first time we're hearing it so sounds quite new. then later, it kind of became toooooo overwhelming we switched off.

we as in we. the four of us. sitting front row somemore.
was lip synching to andrea that i was damn bored. =/ she too. in fact, the whole class was. i think.

perhaps someone better was Mr.Gray. justina's the ultimate SPG when she says she loves Angmohs.
his shut up lah, i know! perked the whole lecture room up. (:
at least i hope hes lessons arent boring. he's our tutor too!
but we still have to single out his fault.
and dearest huijuan said he talked too fast and in accent somemore, scared hard to catch.
:D

okay, after school. town.
something to look forward to, finally.
went cotton on to try tops. then to taka to eat. hahahaha. the food was nice!
tried mooncakes. and GOSH, the way justina asked me to kop one greentea mooncake bit is damn funny i kept saying she was auntie.
=/

and oh, we signed up for volleyball as sports Elective! thanks to nanny whom informed us (:
HipHipHurray.
starts on 10/10 ends 09/01. (:
i still need to wait till a wednesday to get down doing some exercises. damn!
but volleyball leh. manz!:D boyf always laugh at me when we go down to sentosa and i cannot surf a ball. *grumbles.

today first lesson is IDEA. the name sounds boring enough alr.
and on a sidenote, im not eating FC6 strawberry donut anymore. i don't like.

SCHOOL'S IN!
its sunday. and tmr is the first day of sem 2.
officially 1/6 into poly life.

sian i didnt really quite accomplish what i expected myself to at the beginning of the month long hols.
i didnt lose weight. in fact i think i gained weight. all that midnight snacking will add pounds to my value-added physique. =/

what am i so excited about? its just the same old stuff.
one thing to be happy is that i'll just need to wake up at 10am on monday morning but sch ends at 5 with 3 hours of marketing tutorial.

no more shopping once school starts.
twice a month only. yay. will do just that. (:

i'm sorry. i made those calls to you after you hung up, and i just didnt want you to misunderstand. i was worried i thought you will be angry with me. i didnt mean to be irritating. its the last thing that i ever wanted to be.

I know you hate irritating people, people whom bugs you and call you every second or so, people whom bomb your phone with incessant phone calls, and people whom wouldnt give you a second of peace or two.

i don't ever want to be caught dead and labelled as being irritating. thank you for answering my call and telling me you're going to sleep. it made me feel better this way. i so look forward to seeing you tmr, i love you.

the only thing that got the most exercise on my body this holiday,
is my mouth.

no shuddup not that, i know what you're thinking.
but because of eating.
peanut butter toast, digestive biscuits with chocolate, bowl of ice cool honeydew sago, delectable prawn mee with extra chilli, dear's sweet little packet of blueberry biscuits, milk tea with extra pearls and.. three scoops of chocolate mint, chocolate and strawberry ripples with fudge and colourful sugary icings.

for breakfast and lunch.
what in the world happened to my diet?!?!?!?!?!

YAY ANYWAY IM MEETING MY THREE LOVELIES TMRRR!!
although it would be my third trip down to bugis this week.
*prances around in little circles.
we are so going to take pictures! i missssss them and havent seen them ever since school closed.
OHMYYYZ.
and oh, same ranting. i just bought six new tops online.
kbye!

being at home is boring.
except painting my nails and putting on some senseless nail art,
thinking of what to wear to school next week (shit, its my bad habit)
and going to the kitchen every half an hour to search for food to eat,
ive got nothing else to do.

i thought today was thurs. so when i went to the mrt stn a while ago to buy my bloody $45 concession for MRT, i happily told the uncle to start my concession on friday (which i thought was tmr) but who knows..

so i shouldnt go out tmr. i shall stay home and continue irritating my mum who said she's better off without me around in the house. damn damn. and whenever i tell her im going out, she will ask me to come home asap. grrrk.

i need to find some more tuition assignments to do since timetable's out and im more than free on weekdays.
im so happy i found the link with movies uploaded on it, and i did much catching up on movies this holidays.
till date, i watched (free of charge somemore. shiok) :

Scary movie 1, 2, 3, 4.
ratatouille
Date movie
John tucker must die
final destination 2
Epic movie
simpson's movie
the devil wears prada
mean girls
material girls

hahahaha. i saved so much on movie tickets!
and i realised i love watching chick flicks, shows with gore and blood, cute cartoons and shows that can make me laugh my intestines off.

i forever cannot understand shows like harry potter. pirates of the carribean, such genre. they make me snooze in the cinema. and no extremely chilling movies like wishing stairs blah.

im going to watch she's the man now! and maybe superman tmr.
oh, and SAW I and II :D
bye!

somebody wanted me to go to dover for her laptop's sake.
thank god T2248 isnt open so we headed down to marina instead(:

bought (finally) my white pair of slippers!
yay yay yay.
and yellow earrings yellow bangle blue nail polish.
see what i mean. i always buy stuffs when i go out with anyone but xiuling. its SO WEIRD.

anyway,
walked from marina sq to bugis then sat down at MOS to drink milkshake wheeeeeee.
their milkshake are fantabulous. creamy, sweet and delicious.
and only for $2! :D
we were very happy girls today, because she get to meet her bf and i got to go home as tuition's cancelled(:
slacked my ass off.

i shall study stats tmr.
no, i mean catch up on stats.

and school's starting soon

went town and bugis with xiuling yesterday :D
intended to buy my yellow tube yellow covered shoes yellow bangle and yellow earrings, but in the end i got NONE :) she was the one whom ended up spending HEHE. this always happen when i go out with her. somehow.

so next time when i want to save up, i know who to look for! GRINS.

anyway, baby slept without talking to me last night and he was extremely tired. poor boy. but i waited till 2am for him to call, and i also slept late. poor girl.

have tuition later at 4pm. TIRED.
my eyes feel sore and my head feels heavy.
bye anyway, huijuan's waiting for me at sch!

i bought my purple pair of fbts. thats for the NAPFA test in year3.
goodnessgolly, i wonder if im even fit enough to run in two years time when im omfg, 20.
twenty years old.
TWENTY!
thats when pores in my bones start widening, my brown hair starts hibernating and turning to grey, my heartbeat beats slower, i start counting down to the day when i hit 30 and realise that ive survived for two whole decades.

ok back to napfa test.
i hope i still can run when im 20. and the rest of the class's only 19. shit why why why put it during year 3?! make it complusory for the guys to run 6.4km and the girls just finish their 5 stations and go home. (:

im so hooked on being a teacher i keep visiting MOE website every few days. i hope they wouldnt stop recruiting teachers till the day i graduate from poly. what if im so determined to be one, and they suddenly like, STOP recruiting on just that fateful day i graduate?! i will die. right.on.the.spot.

TEACHER TRAINING SCHEMES FOR 'A' LEVEL AND DIPLOMA HOLDERS
The National Institute of Education (NIE) at the Nanyang Technological University (NTU) conducts degree courses leading to the award of Bachelor of Arts (Education) or Bachelor of Science (Education). These degree courses provide a rounded University education through rigorous exposure to 1/2 academic subject(s) and training in the skills needed to teach in Primary/Secondary schools.

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Applicants must have:
a) 5 GCE 'O' Level passes including a pass in English as a First Language
b) A pass in Mathematics obtained either at the GCE 'O' Level or GCE 'A' Level Examination
Polytechnic Diploma Holders may also apply for admission to NIE

2) Applicants should also have a minimum grade of 'D7' either in Malay / Chinese / Tamil taken at the GCE 'A' Level Examination or in Higher Malay / Higher Chinese / Higher Tamil taken in the GCE 'O' Level Examination. Those who do not meet this requirement will be admitted on a provisional basis. During the course of study in the University, they will be required to meet the requisite minimum language requirements before they are allowed to graduate.

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sia lah. Bachelor of Arts sounds so smart. HENG SIA. HENG I TOOK HIGHER CHINESE. omgPHEW.
I shall teach English and Geography. but i heard chinese teachers are paid higher. my chinese also not bad what.

i shall study my highway code first, taking the test yeahzz!:DD

i was so hyped up about today's sentosa trip.
then,
it started to rain.

shit always happen.
i even packed my portable speakers and charged the mp3 player,
asked around for shades and picnic mats,
prepared all the toiletries into my big huge brown bag.

then it rained, this afternoon.
sighz.

anyway walked vivo w cherie,
shopped as usual and ehhh, talked too about our boy-, and girlfriend(:

not really in the mood to blog.
i shall be optimistic about next school semester,
and live a more planned life instead of letting nature take its own course.
like what baby said,
its only the first semester in year 1 and my results are,
atrocious.
that shouldnt happen to a JC drop-out.
okay, maybe it should.
i was happy about poly after handing the withdrawal form so proudly last year,
i promised all my friends i will live it up in poly.
like, study hard and play hard.
all i get was,
i DID play hard, but i DIDNT really study my hardest.

yes, i had my fair trips down to the library and mugging sessions.
but what i really needed was probably,
100% attention AND attendance during lectures and tutorials.
whoever said poly's slack?
that person needs a whack. (okay, that wasnt meant to rhyme. but it did.)

so, the new school term.
i shall plan my after-school activities wisely, incorporate tuition lessons + boyfriend days into it.
and i promise i will do every single tutorial studiously, and read every single lecture at night. i will not spend my living hours thinking of what to wear to school (especially when apparently only I care about it), but doing my tutorials. and that includes boring stats which took up 2 hours on precious wednesday.

and i will cure my habit to shop, and i shall only shop twice a month. yes, i believe i can do it. twice a month, twice a month, twice a month.
i shall work hard at new subjects like, marketing since all i care about is appearances. pun intended:]

off to sleeep,
a visit to ssdc + tuition lesson tmr.

she told me to be as thin as her, and took a full length shot of herself (with her skinny legs as limelight) with my phone. its now the first picture i see when i go to my picture gallery.
SHE'S MAD, being 45kg has ruined her brain.
how can i be as thin as her?!

like, my legs are twice hers.
to make myself feel better, my legs were thrice hers 3 years ago. *BIG GRIN.
anyway, Lim Huijuan i will kop your superman ring one fine day when you are not looking muhahahaha. dont keep haolianing to me about your ring okay? mine isnt that bad either. we're supposed to have similiar rings! so i cant believe it when you didnt get one superman ring for me you dingdong.

walked bugis street with her and saw many many many cheap stuffs.
poor girl suffering from the whammy of backdated period pains, so didnt talk much today.
rest well and let your blood flood you. hahahahaha.

knitex.

i didnt spend today!
okay, i did. for my 3 colourful new undies:D

i need 2 more pairs of slippers in white and black, 2 new not-so-short skirts, 5 3 more new tops, 1 pair of new covered shoes and 6 4 more pairs of cute undies to make me feel even more complete(:

and i promise i will stop spending for the month. this entry shall be my mark. everytime i manage to get something i mentioned here, i shall strike it off. (:
YAY! im mad.

i met two new friends at bugis yesterday, both from NP while at this shop looking for shorts haha.
they are so friendly! we walked bugis street together, then went to topshop. didnt exchange numbers though.
anyway, spent AGAIN. bought electric blue skinnies for a stupid 30 bucks. i think i got conned, damn. should have gone to another shop to buy instead of that stupid shop. and a skirt, for 18. baby said, girls should wear skirts. HAHAHA. tadah.
saw Xiaxue too. she's really short, plus, her makeup is damn damn heavy. she's petite but fleshy and my new friend said shes freaking ugly.
HAHEHHAHA.

so broke, i had to resort to working at oriental hotel at just 5.50/hr.
going for interview later but im too lazy to move. lucky juan's going with me. i always feel better with her around.
but, no more shopping.
:D

i talked to desiree on msn just now.
she always set me thinking.

desiree: oei, do you dress safe?
joy: wtf you talking?
desiree: pls be polite honey.
joy: wtf?
desiree: i mean, do you wear what others wear?
joy: me no understand. elaborate.
desiree: like mass produced stuffs.
joy: why you ask sia. you no like me dressing?
desiree: curious only. you see, so many people sell things that look similiar, at high prices even. but people just love snapping them up even though they are conscious of the fact that everyone's wearing it.
joy: yah. then do you dress safe?
desiree: i dont dare to dress safe.
joy: huh. elaborate
desiree: like i see stuffs that people dont usually buy, like those with huge weird prints or those that dont look mass produced, and i buy 'em. sadly, ken always say i look fugly in them just because i was the first one to wear it.
joy: uh huh. lucky nengtian doesnt always comment on me dressing though he sometimes do.
desiree: mm yup. i neednt wear factory produced stuffs to look nice rite?
joy: yup, you end up shopping at high end boutiques where obviously you cant afford to have mass produced stuffs retailing.
desiree: so true. you always say you're pretty. so do you dress safe.
joy: uh. i don't know. i think so?

YAH,
i think i dress safe.
unlikes justina and her victorian looking dress.

but, you have to dress safe to look nice and into the crowd right?
people will give you stares if you dress out-of-the-norm and that equals not pretty.

12/09/07 - release of SEM results.
16/09/07- Application for GEM.

i dont feel stressed now about my results, perhaps a bit.
because ive straightened my route and im going to be a teacher!

Oh, my tuition kid says she's very bored during the lesson.
die, someone HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

and i just spent nearly a hundred on clothes again.
i think im mad or something.
some cork's unscrewed up in that brain of mine.
no no,
it must be the clothes.
they are too expensive and after getting 3 pieces,
i whine to myself that im spending way too much again.

so yeah, it isnt my spending habits.
its just the clothes that are way too expensive.
no what.
clothes are priced like that.
i cant be paying only 10 bucks for a pretty top, can i?
its kind of expected that a top will blow me off by at least $30.
and its an average top.
so, whats wrong with me?
or the clothes im buying?!?!

Anyway i had bad period cramps today and im still drinking ice cold A&W.
yea blood, come on and just flood me once and for all.
EWW.
spent like 3 hours in front of computer today planning my future ahead.
ive thought about it.
i'm not doing tourism anymore.
im not going to be in the tourism sector,
neither will I be part of the glitz and glamour of the Marina Bay IR.

I shall..
become the windows of a kid's soul.
the guiding light to a child's world,
the engineer to mould my nation's future,
and the pillar of strength for the future prime ministers.

limpeh shall become a teacher.

in case you are laughing, STOP.
im serious. i shall get my tourism diploma and apply into NIE, undergo training for two years. then graduate with diploma in education and teach primary school kids.
theres a training for four years to teach sec sch kids but siao, i must be mad to teach people like who i am last time. my white hair will grow out faster. i rather teach seven years old how to count with their wriggly toes.

(:

I'm a teacher.
Lets start with my tuition kid. i think she likes me. she laughs a lot when im teaching her.
oh wait, maybe theres something on my face.

just came back from the liondance comp at taka, watch baby's team competed.
it was great, although they didnt did as expected. everything's different without baby competing. HEHE.
anyway, its over and oh im so happy to come home cos my legs are sore and sore, and sore, from all that standing.

accompanied him to an ulu polyclinic to take his MC in the afternoon,
and proudly stands on thee weighing machine to show me his new weight.
hahahaha,
okay fine.
the one hour long waiting time,
was spent on me trying to find ways to entertain him.
the wait is super long lah! and the doctor seriously talks too much.

and i got my pay.
*jumps about wildly, holding the half torn cheque in my left hand
bought the grey cardi from cotton on which ive been bio-ing ever since i stepped into there,
to reward myself(:
shopped a lil with fong, im so glad to see her again after god knows how long.
talked about our boyfriends, the futures with them,
and dined at macs.
lying on her shoulders and listening to her talk was fun,
because she's too short for comfort HAHAHAHA.

i nearly thought she was going to leave me alone waiting for her at Bugis,
when i called + smsed her to no replies.
but thank god she turned up, was so touched when i see her walking towards me i just started rambling on and on when i saw her,
and told her about how i really thought she was not coming for good.
I have had enough of fucking "girlfriends" whom do a No-Show at the last minute and leave me alone, hanging, waiting for a fucking phonecall thats taking eons to come. you date me the next round, im gonna do a fucking disappearing act and let you lick up your own pee.
Damn.

okay back to topic.
baby's goin to join the competition next year.
im so going to be excited + nervous + estatic like last year when i watched him compete at taka.
the feeling..
is omg,
delirious.
just like...
when ive just swallowed a million, six hundred ninety-seven thousand, two hundred and eighty-two tonnes of marijuana.

Oomph.

i think im the most horrible finance manager of personal wealth- ever.
prior to shopping, i draw up a list that i make myself swear to follow religiously by, but when i reach home and dump all the big big small small shopping bags on my bed and whip out a piece of paper to record down what nonsense i bought, what i wrote down just scares me off, more often than not.

and this week, yours truly just blew $238.50 on shopping. ALONE. both online and offline. SHIAT. someone throw my bank book into my face and holler and me pls. and the worse part, i STILL complain to mum that I dont have enough clothes before I leave the house. poor mummy, she has to end up telling me how poor she was when living in broken down atap houses eons ago, and end up saying my allowance's actually more than enough.

which is true.
NOT.
I should learn to save up and not keep depending on my allowance.
allowance = food + transport + okay, occasional 1, 2 pieces of new clothes.
but now,
allowance = 10 new tops and 2 new bottoms.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?!

ARGH.
okay, so me and the boy went shopping at far east on saturday last week, forked out half for his adidas shoes. he ah, also another one. we didnt even plan to buy the shoes. like, if he did plan, we would spend perhaps, 3 months? talking about it and it would be our main topic when we talk on the phone each night. but now, we also blew what we have on his spanking crisp pair of adidas shoes. we simply walked into the shoes shop, he pointed out that pair.
blue based, pink stripes.

Girl: its not bad. why leh.
Boy (looks up and down the shoe boxes) its the last pair in my size, dear.
Girl: OH WOW. YOU WANT?
Boy: yah lor, i confirm can wear.
Girl: You better try first.
Boy (did a balancing act):There, told you i can wear.
Girl: okay good. lets buy it.

thank god i think its pretty, or i will be grumbling all the way home.
And so, half of my food money flew.

someone just throw both our bank books into our faces and holler at us!
SIGHSIGH.
and huijuan also another one. keep saying this nice that nice and makes me want to spend more when im already spending a lot, much more than she can see. ONLINE.

okay, this is a case of negative peer influence, hahaha.
getting my telemarketing pay on Wednesday! HAHAHAHAHA.
I hear a sigh of relief coming from somewhere up in that brain of mine.

Im off to shop online!
BYE!

your wonderwoman(:

eighteen; 09th oct 1989
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she's missing you, right this very moment.